FOUNDER | Head Critic | Editor-in-Chief
Connor Petrey is a Little Obsessed with the World of the Cinema. Ever Since he was a Little Kid, He Wanted to Spend Every Day in the Theater Watching Every NEW Movie that Got Released. Now as an Adult, He Takes Every Chance He Gets to Watch as Many Films in Theaters as Physically Possible.
He's Just a Normal Film Geek [Cinephile if You Will] and Wants Nothing More Than to Help People Decide What Movie is Right for Them; That Way Nobody Winds Up Wasting Their Day or Money Watching a Disaster of a Feature Film.
About... ABOUT... ABOUT... ABOUT...
Q: What Makes You Qualified For The Position Of (Being A Film Critic)?
A: When you have the passion and drive towards films and television like I do, you have a conscious desire to try to make films appeal to others. Now the issue with movies today is that they're just so d*mn expensive; so I created this site to make the decision easier. Basically the answer is I'm not...but also I am.
Q: How Long Are Your Reviews?
A: Approximately SEVEN segments* long each, separated into individual categories for the film to be evaluated by its elements, along with it's whole being. This makes for a more dynamic and easy approach to the film review system that will help anyone thinking about seeing a Newly released movie. ESTIMATED SENTENCES TEMPLATE: Opening Segment: 1-3 | Every Body Segment: 3-6 | Closing Segment: 1-3
“Now you're looking for the secret, but you won't find it, because of course you're not really looking. You don't really want to know. You want to be fooled.”
– "The Prestige" (2006)
I am serious... and don't call me Shirley.
"Airplane!" (1980) -
“If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour... you're gonna see some serious shit."
– "Back to the Future" (1985)
Q: How often do Reviews get released?
A: We attempt to accomplish at minimum TWO reviews a week. Reviews are typically written in the first week of release.
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A Christmas Story(1983)
Fight Club (1999)
Fight Club (1999)
– "Forrest GUMP" (1994)
Anyway, like I was sayin', shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey's uh, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. That- that's about it.
Favorite Movie: Back to the Future
Favorite Movie: Forrest Gump
“The suspense is terrible... I hope it'll last."
- CHARLIE AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY (1971)
Q: How often do Lists get released?
A: We attempt to accomplish at minimum ONE Ranked List a week. Once the idea is completely thought out, it can appear on the site.
Q: How to Write For crpWrites?
A: Apply with your interest HERE and then write/send a trial review following the crpWrites format to firstname.lastname@example.org. We'll get back to you as soon as possible (Please Keep in Mind, We Aren't Hiring Volunteers at All Times).